An exchange from a rare girls' night out last night:
WEIRD GUY IN BAR I ACCIDENTLY GAVE MY (REAL) E-MAIL ADDRESS TO SINCE I'M SO OUT OF PRACTICE I FORGOT HOW TO BE MEAN TO WEIRD GUYS IN BARS: "So, what do you do for a living?"
ME: "I stay home with my 17-month-old son."
WEIRD GUY: "Yeah, I don't do sh*t either."
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